Top Definition
The act of being woken up by oral sex.
Jason: Man, I had a rough night. Maybe a good old Hoover Alarmclock would do the trick.

Paul: Right, nothing is better than waking up in the morning by someone going down on you.

Jason: Damn, right.
by Poeborgia November 19, 2011

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