a. One who tries to hide their inability to dance by simply gyrating their body uncoordinatedly in every which direction, often in repetition of the same few moves and never in time with the music. This not only embarrasses them, but is a health hazard to all around them.

b. band Hootie and the Blowfish
My dad is a hootie blowfish from way back. He single handedly brought about the death of disco.
by C-Dawg (no, really) July 13, 2006

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