Someone who feels silly for being excited about upcoming international phonecalls with a boyfriend/girlfriend.
My girlfriends calling tonight and I'm real excited about it, I feel like such a massive hoose.
by Jakey4Kayli June 18, 2011
Sexual relief.
The origins of this term are rooted in a 90's British TV advert for Rowntrees fruit pastilles. Herein, a crazed Scotsman in a kilt eats said sweets before being galvanised into a frenzied dance, during which he exclaims: "Set the juice loose aboot this hoose!" The vulgar double-entendre implied through this exclamation is what gave rise to the more recent definition of "hoose", around the turn of the millenium.
"I need a bit of the old hoose"
"This is a bit hoosological"
"Hoose! Hoose! HOOSE!!!"
by Karisade May 24, 2007
scotch for "house"
made famous by that wine gums advert (or was it fruit pastilles)
There's juice
loose
aboot this hoose!
by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005
The Dr. Seuss version of a hooker
The hoose was standing on the corner.
by Always_In_Treble June 06, 2011
1. a house
2. just hanging out doing nothin at home
3. to head to the house
1. The dog is in the hoose.
2. What's up? I'm just hoosin it.
3. It's late we better hoose it soon.
by shaun November 17, 2004
term used for sound effects.
*while a character in a video game is getting punched* "hoose hoose hoose!"
by Jonathan June 19, 2006
To unabashedly consider yourself finished a given task, without proper testing or verfication of your assumption.
The system crashed because the administrator chose to hoose and go drink beer.
by The Codewise Boys February 05, 2005

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