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Hoopcheese is the shit that forms around your anus when not properly wiped. It creates a halo surrounding your shit shooter. It begins to smell like moldy shit when left alone. When combined with a hoochie hooker, you get one mad whore with a smelly anus.
Sam: "Yo i was on da strip and picked up one stinky hooker."
Bill: "I bet she was rockin' the hoopcheese hoochies."
by Connor Billybob January 03, 2007
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Hoopcheese is the shit that forms around your anus when not properly wiped. It creates a halo surrounding your shit shooter. It begins to smell like moldy shit when left alone. When combined with a hoochie hooker, you get one mad whore with a smelly anus.
Sam: "Yo i was on da strip and picked up one stinky hooker."
Bill: "I bet she was rockin' the hoopcheese hoochies."
Sam: "When i took her to my house, she told me to lick that shit off."
by concon conroy December 30, 2006
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