Hooley is a small village in Surrey which consists of druggies, peadophiles and chavs. It is a shit hole in some places but in other places it is at an ok standard. There is a handy BP garrage there were you can buy your loafs of bread and baked beans and a kebab shop down the motor way which was run by a Turkish pedophile. Hooley has its own organisation called 'the hoods of Hooley' which is run by two young girls. They are famous for there saying 'don't come near us, cos we will cuss!' Make sure to lock your car doors if you have a visit to here.
Boy: I'm hungry, shall we get some food?
Boy2: Yeah let's go get some 9p sweets from the Hooley News.
An argument, a brawl, a donnybrook, a brouhaha. A wild disagreement, possibly turning physical.
"When he was but a baby brigand in the employ of the University of Pittsburgh, Calipari's recruiting tactics very nearly incited a general hooley at the Big East's annual meeting.." - Charles P. Pierce, Slate Magazine