Top Definition
The act of masturbating while playing hookie from other responsibilites (work, parenting, community service, etc...)
The best part of my day off was my "hookie jerk".

I had the day off because of Snowpacalypse 2011, so I had myself a nice long "hookie jerk" sesh.
#masturbate #jerk off #beat off #hooky jerk #playing hookie
by MC Fumunda February 01, 2011
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