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1.
When one is releasing Fecal matter in a public restroom using the stall gets hit with a soiled tissue from the outside partition
When the Vitcim goes to view who had done this the assailant has fled the crime scene
Yo! You wont believe this while I was on the John dropping the cosby kids off @ the pool I got a Hook Shot and almost got nailed in the face.
by DR BATHROOM May 12, 2010
 
2.
When one person kicks a man in the balls from behind. A true hookshot is done with the tip of one's foot, but any other part of the leg is acceptable.
Dude, did you see that guy get a hookshot? He got it so hard he was rolling around on the ground holding his balls, man!
by Lawn_Jesus July 29, 2009
 
3.
A drinking game, one with really simple rules.
Usually performed at a party or social gathering, and there are two participants.
Two shots are poured, containing some form of hard liquor.
(It is optional to count down from 3 before the shot is taken.)

After the shot is swallowed, the two participants proceed to french kiss, in other terms "Hook Up" hence the name of the game.

Just a really easy, really simple way to get with someone.
Tom: "You know Jack hooked up with Lara last night?"

Kim: "Really, he's so shy, I never thought he'd try.."

Tom: "Well it was over a hook-shot so it wasn't too hard for him."
by shadyduck April 09, 2013
 
4.
the Hook Shot is a very difficult procedure! For example when one drops his or her "apparatus" 100 iv inslin syringe on the ground and the tip bends but does not break, Leaving the end of the needle hooked.
Damn homeboy, do you have a new outfit? Yesterday I dropped my BRAND NEW ONE and Iv'e been having to do hook shot's all day!!!! Wow you have: It takes a skilled pro to pull that off!!
by DougieDougless March 29, 2008
 
5.
the Hook Shot is a very difficult procedure!For example when one drops his or her "apparatus" 100 iv inslin syringe on the ground and the tip bends but does not break. So the end of the needle is hooked.
Damn homeboy, do you have a new outfit? because, yesterday I dropped my BRAND NEW ONE and Iv'e been having to do hook shots all day!!!! Wow you have: It takes a skilled pro to pull that off!!
by DougieDougless March 29, 2008
 
6.
The phenomenon where a man's penis curves to one side every time he has an erection. Is usually genetic.
Man with a hookshot: I can piss around the corner.
by Merc931 February 17, 2010
 
7.
when after a female has peformed oral sex the male shoots his load up one nostril and it comes out the other
"lastnight Shawn performed a hook shot when he came in my right nostril and it came out the left "
by Hotsuey Slims June 20, 2007