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A hand with no fingers just little stumps.. looks rather like a cornish pastey!
"haha look at that girls hoof hand"
by blondie992 January 15, 2007

Words related to Hoof Hands

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'Hoof Hands' is an insult, derived from the Spiralx forums, when a popular user changed his avatar, by making the hands into "hooves." A user was quick to mock him on this, deeming him, hoof hands. It then evolved as a nickname and insult.
"Shutup guys"
"No you shutup, Hoof Hands!"
by Josh (Doom_Wake) March 24, 2005