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The condition of having used coco butter and honey lotion. Often given in the form of a massage or beauty treatment. This is most notably seen in Opal Crankshaft, but has also been seen in others, such as her husband, Earl.
Opal: Just look at your hands. They're like a snake.

Earl: Yeah, maybe I need to be honeyhanded.

Opal: Yeah, you should try that lotion we always use. It has honey in it.

Earl: Well, I didn't like it at first. But maybe I should try it again.

Opal: Here, sweetie, I'll honey your hands for you!
by Dusty's Baby Powder November 26, 2010

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