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When a man drenches is testicles in honey and rests them in a bowl of cold milk. Works great for a breakfast in bed surprise for the Mrs. -"Wake up, sweet-heart. I brought you breakfast that's delicious, heart-healthy, and with help lower your cholesterol!"
-"Oh my God! What the fuck are you doing!?" -"It's honey-nut cheerios; surprise!" |
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