Top Definition
An older woman who provides for younger boys/men. Similar to a Sugar Mummy, but sweeter.
Guy A: What is your milf paying for that tonite?
Guy B: Yea BRo, thats my Honey Mummy. After, we gonna go home and imma hit that throne.

Guy 1: Whoa damn! You got all this from that milf?
Guy 2: Yea Bro! thats my Honey Mummy, in return, my bee hits that hive.

A: Whoa damn! that milf is damn fine!
B: Yea Bro, I two-stone-one-bird that, thats my Honey Mummy.
by brad17 April 17, 2009

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