A car nobody wanted untill after fast and the furious came out. The car itself is a poser, It is the easiest car to find aftermarket parts for, but no matter what you do to it, it wont be fast, and it will still be a honda civic. Granny car. Rich white guy toy race car.
Hey yo, im about to get me a sweet honda civic Si, and im gonna put rims and some gook pipe on it, I'm captain original!!
by Hassell April 21, 2005
a car that seems to be popular nowadays among 17-20 year olds who think that the car is actually fast due to playing too much Need for Speed underground.

its a reliable car, but when you leave anything switched on when the car is turned off, the battery will die.

no joke. it's happened to me twice. because that damn roof light switch screwed itself and switched on.
friend: hey, why'd you take the bus?

you: ehm. it didn't wanna turn on. i think the roof light switched on again at night.

friend: what didnt turn on?

you: ehm. my Honda Civic?

friend: you should get another car, i think it will only become a bigger problem as time passes.
by bob failson October 15, 2009
a car usually owned by a douche-y guy who is ironically over-obsessed with his POS car. may also be owned by a bear.
Eww... That guy drives a Honda Civic. Let's key it!!!
by Kristal Conrad March 30, 2009
Car that way too many people think is fast.... but really is a big pile of shit. Don't get me wrong... I like Japanese cars.... Civics are just big piles of shit.
I have ran 5 Civics since I bought my car, and beat the shit out of every one of them. Good thing they had those loud ass mufflers :). Come back when you have a motor that will keep up with my stock 4-banga.
by SORRYCIVICS January 06, 2004
A piece of crap car, normally driven by individuals with of Asian and Latino descent who think they're hot shit with their farting exhausts. No, they're indeed quite useless.
White Guy #1: Did you just fart?

White Guy #2: No, it was the chach in the rice racer Honda Civic

White Guy #1: Of course...is he Asian?

White Guy #2: Yup.
by Jonny33YEEEEEBOII February 14, 2011
Misunderstood car bought by way too many young kids that think they are fast. Often times built up very shitty which causes for many people to never even concider research to find out the true potential of the Honda Civic.

SOCH Vtec= GAY
DOCH Vtec= NOT AS GAY (if modifications are done corectly)
Man did you see that lil D17 civic try to race that V8, what does he think he's running a B series in that thing?

Dumbass's should stick to there V8's and stop tryin to make a 4 cylander fst
by TyDIz December 04, 2004
Honda Civic's are an amazing car IF you do it right and put your money into the engine. Seriously.. When you put a body kit and a Spoiler on a completely stock civic you have some serious issues. Stock Civics ARE NOT for racing. They have good overall performance for GETTING AROUND not trying to race the farrari down the street. Seriously.. engine, and PLEASE NO Fart cans.. annoying as HELL.
Guy 1 : Yo man i got 21" Spinners and decals all over my Honda Civic.

Guy 2 : Where'd you buy them?

Guy 1 : Walmart

Guy 2 : ... gtfo of my house now.
by Gbaytuner January 15, 2011

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