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Honda (n) hon-duh: Coming from the Swahili word Hoonduh, which means "When I grow a real penis, I'll get a real car"
"Oh my god! What IS that? It looks like a penis, only smaller"
"That's Honda"
by Psymin March 23, 2008
 
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Often thought of as reliable cars, however, reliability is a subjective term. Any car that isn't constantly redlined or driven past the century mark on the speedo and has had good preventitive maintainance can be reliable, regardless of the brand.
Friend: I love Hondas, they're all that i'll buy 'cause they will run forever.

Why don't you think before you send your money oversees. My 1995 Dodge Intrepid has 254,000 miles on it, and you would never know. Maintain any vehicle and it will run forever.
by Place name here February 18, 2011
 
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Car most likely to have an owner who touts how much horsepower their car has (for a low to moderately priced vehicle)while ignoring the importance of torque as a contributing factor of overall speed. Must be revved above 5,000 RPM to experience anything called "Power".
Hey, My VR6 GTI is experiencing maximum torque at under 2000 RPM's. Wow that HONDA looks small in my rearview mirror.
by Eric October 08, 2003
 
32.
Helping other nations destroy America.
Hey those poeple are part of Honda, get 'em
Fuck Nintendo Wii its part of Honda!
by Argo Gulski November 30, 2006
 
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Honda is a Japanese company. Though famous for the Honda automobiles, they also make recreational vehicles and androids.

The automobiles:
-First off, Honda and Acura are exactly the same. Honda is just the cheaper manufacturer. The cars mainly use 4-cylinders. Some models use 6-cylinders. These cars last long, almost as long as a Toyota.

-The most common Honda model is the Civic. The drivers of a Civic range from young women to rich white kids to the economically concerned. Mainy teenagers will say that the Civic is a fast car. This, however, is not true. A standard Civic will have a horsepower rating between 117 to 140. If the customer is willing to spend more, they can buy another model known as the Civic Si, which has an available 197hp. The key to their speed is their weight. Also, the Civic has the most available aftermarket parts. Some of these parts can help to exceed the 40 MPG on a stock Civic. In short: The Civic is a good economic car, but is really nothing more than that.

-The Accord is an economic sedan, available with a 4-cylinder and a 6-cylinder. Getting up to 35 MPG and up to 240hp, this car is pretty good, though not the best one out there in its class. Available in 2-door and 4-door.

The automobiles section was about the common Honda vehicles. There will be no section for the S2000, Prelude, Ridgeline, etc.

The Recreational Vehicles: Honda make decent ATVs, dirt bikes, motorcycles, and various others. Like their cars, they are relatively cheap and reliable. It would be in one's best interest to find another manufacturer.

The Robot: The robot, known as ASIMO, is very well done. It is the future of large businesses. ASIMO can play soccer, greet people, and one day will be able to help with household tasks. ASIMO is already being used in museums and offices around Japan. ASIMO has been in development for over 20 years.

All in all, Honda is a decent company. Their cars are not so great compared to, say, Mazda or Nissan, but if you plan on getting your child a car, Honda would be a good deal to take on, for their cars are cheap and reliable.
Person A: Dude, my Honda Civic can beat your car!
Person B: Right...does your car really have an AEM exhaust?
Person A: No, but it'll still beat you!
Person B: Then why is that sticker there?
Person A: Because my car is cooler than yours!
Person B: So let me get this straight, you're saying that your Civic can beat my VW Jetta GLI?
Person A: Ye...YEAH!
Person B: Okay, well come back to me when you learn a lil' bit more on cars.
by Squeegee August 31, 2006
 
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An ugly, overpriced and underpowered car. Highly overrated for what it is. Every "custom" , rather "riced" up Honda looks and sounds the same. The vast majority are stock with cheap, inefficient glass packs and headers along with some hot wheels theme going on with the body. Not one of them has proper wheel geometry due to their lowered stance causing them to handle much worse than their stock counterparts. Most of the "performance" gear that are on them consist of an ugly body kit and a ridiculous rear spoiler to help their front wheel drive car handle better when it tops out at just under 100.
What is that, a leaf blower we are passing? No, just another Honda.
by 1967Rice eating V-dub June 05, 2003
 
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A crappy, slow piece of shit. Driven by assholes who cruise McDonald's parking lots for pussy.
Ricer: Hey, you see that hot chick over there?

Ricer friend: Yeah. She'll love my Honda Civic, the stickers alone add a million horsepower. Enough to overcome its torque deficit.

Ricer: What torque deficit?

Ricer friend: Well the only torque it makes is from the weight of the flywheel... 20Nm.

Ricer: Oh great that guy in the HG Monaro 350 just took her!
by ricehater November 30, 2007