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To have a hunch while having an erection at the same time.
Emma looked at the bulge in Josh's pants and thought he might have a Honch
by BrendoBeast July 02, 2009
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An associate who one finds amusing or attractive and enjoys their company
Tim is my honch, we do everything together!
by krishump43 January 30, 2012
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The act of secretly filming a friend and a girl of particular interest whilst they are engaging in sexual relations.
"Dude, that girl you pulled tonight is hot... honch?"

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"We should honch that girl over there. She looks stupid"
by Paul Clayden January 22, 2008
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A short term that could be used in place of dude, man, or boi. It is what it is.
C'mon honch! Lift that box up!
by BooWeezy May 17, 2005
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very large hips on a women. ( negro women have larger honches than white women )
I saw a mexican woman with big honches. Sooo big all I could think of was the Grand canyon ..
by itichie_nocanpo October 22, 2006
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To be the best at something or to do well something. Commonly used in New Zealand
Man, you honched that exam! You're head honch
by Hackz January 13, 2010
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a penis or a dildo
Dude! She has a honch in her purse!
by getbentsd March 25, 2011
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