A person who has the swagger of a faggot.
One who dresses, looks, acts, etc. like a homosexual.
Mike: dude look at that kids swag, like a New Boy.
Kylie: na man, he got fag swag.
Someone of the straight community that either hangs around with all the LGBT or acts LGBT. They are not homosexual but everyone thinks they are OR they are not gay but all their friends are.
Owen- Let's hang with Erin today! She's totally fab!
Charlie- Yeah, she is such a boinker it's great!!!
Erin- Who's the new guy? He's pretty cute!
Mike- I don't know but I think he's gay...
Erin- Nah I heard he's just a boinker.
Mike- Oh...that explains it.
a straight male who has very gay tendencies, may also be termed a metro male. Noodles can generally be found in dance teams, cross country teams and cheerleading troops.
On occasion a Noodle may become aware of his tendencies and embrace them, evolving into a gay male. The evolution to a fully fledged gay may be stopped and the Noodle may go on to become a completely straight male with no homosexual traits if the said Noodle becomes aware of his acts and want to change.
Nb. Altho a Noodle may become either a Straight or Gay male, once he does in fact make the transition to one or the other he is never able to return to being a Noodle (see LAWS OF CUPBOARDS)
John: Dude did you just see that Noodle playing Ultimate Frizz... LOL... he may as well jump out of the Closet and conform to his mind.
A disorder in which an overly campy person, typically a male homosexual, is found to be hot on the "outside" and extremely cold on the "inside". This is due to an overly quaffed and groomed physique and apperance. While at the same time having a complete lack in character, personality, tact, class, intellect, self control, and/or candor.
Sufferers of Homothermia are typically found to be guilty of acts of "Faggotry" and/or "Douchebaggery" as well.
Sufferers of Homothermia:
Sociopathic fitness models.
Bartenders at the Abbey.
Event coordinators/ Party Planners.
Anyone whom works at Neiman Marcus.
Acronym for Undercover Homosexual. Meaning when a man acts, looks, engages, and acts the way of a gay man, however, constantly insists he is straight and is attracted to women.
Tom: Hey, why do ya think Gabe's always checkin' out my ass when I walk away?
Ty: C'Mon. He's obviously an UHS.
When you jerk-off so much that your dick gets all red and sore.
A Rusty Venture is a commonly overused and misinterpreted term for various sex acts, both heterosexual and homosexual. It is commonly confused with bizarre and often dangerous scat play.
-Sourced from the television series The Venture Brothers.
I don't want a Rusty Venture, but i'll let you give me an Action Johnny.
anyone who acts and dresses thug but is homosexual.
Kanye West is a flaming homieo.