Top Definition
Pronounced HOMO-gnet

Also Homognetism (Pronounced HOMO-gne-tism)

Any straight and/or happily married male who tends to frequently get hit on by homosexuals out of nowhere and for no apparent reason, regardless of location or if you are with your SO or wife.

Due to the frequency of these occurrences, homognets tend to have well developed gaydar. They also get a lot of free drinks at bars.
I keep getting hit on by guys wherever I go. I swear I must be some kind of homognet.

Some guy just bought me a drink. Must be my homognetism at work again.

by Frizz Connery February 26, 2008

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