A very hypocritical task usually given at the end of each class.

First discovered to be hypocritical by Scholars in the early 18th century, homework was quickly added to John. C. Clivens list of the hypocritical. It was first discovered to be hypocritical when a small boy came home with a stack of books and was unable to finish building the wooden horse he was ordered to make for his sister. The next day he was sent to school with a hammer, a saw, sand paper, paint, and a few nails to finish the wooden horse. Everything was immediately confiscated by his teacher, never to be seen again. His sister never received the horse, and his family disowned him. It was all because he allowed to bring schoolwork home, but he was not allowed to bring work from home to school.

However, this story is widely denied by every school system across the globe. The school system has been trying to shake off the stories of how hypocritical homework is for ages, but every time they think it's finally gone and forgotten, the story emerges with new and strong evidence. As the years go by it is getting even harder to deny the truth, that homework is, in fact,hypocritical.

You go to school for fucking 6 1/2 hours, constantly taking it up the ass (figuratively) from dickhead students and fucktard teachers. Then you go home, which SHOULD be time that doesn't involve learning shit you don't care about. But no, these cunt-ass teachers will not accept only 6 1/2 hours of torturing you. They crave more. So they unload a huge amount of this ass discharge they call homework on you. It can range from a simple math worksheet with joke you must fill in when you're done (no biggie) to a fucking ton of work containing bookwork, projects, unfinished classwork, studying for a test you know you're going to fail either way, and book reports on a book you didn't care to read. And these teachers are clever too. If you spent fucking hours on this shit and ended up going to sleep at 4 in the motherfucking morning, these assrammers won't even check the damn homework the next day. Oh, but if you forgot to note down the homework, did the wrong page, or just didn't give two shits about it and didn't do it, the assholes will ask you turn it in. All in all, school sucks, classwork sucks, teachers suck, students suck, and homework is the fucking scum of the earth.

Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil, torture, wrong, cruel, unjust, satan, crap)

Homework is a form of suppressing a child's individual interests so that they do not develop any ideas of individual worth and proceed to fill a job that is needed to keep everything functioning properly when he or she is not at school. Like school, people who challenge the idea of homework are seen as stupid because they are unwilling to memorize things that people before them thought or did in an effort to appear "intelligent." In American society, it is vital that one takes a job working under an employer as someone who helps keep the economy and social order functioning as it should rather than developing his or her own indivdual interests and possibly changing the way we look at life.

buisy work that deprives students of valuable sleep hours.

Great to procrastinate to. Usually half assed.

An excuse to get your girlfriend over for a quicky.

an unreasonable torturous device that teachers who dont like their students use to bring them pain and cause them to lose sleep