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Homestead is the second oldest city in Miami-Dade County, after the city of Miami. It is located between Biscayne National Park and Everglades National Park. Homestead was incorporated in 1913, it is a suburb of Miami. The city made national news in 1992 when on August 24 Hurricane Andrew a Category 5 storm made landfall destroying the city. The town recovered. Unfortunately, the new problem that threatens life here is all the trash from Miami moving to Homestead.
Hurricane Andrew couldn't take down Homestead but it looks like this Miami trash will get the job done.

Homestead was a nice town until all the liberal crap from Miami started moving down here.

Non-Floridian: Where are you from?
Local: A town south of Miami
Non-Floridian: Are you from the keys? That place is great!
Local: Nope, I'm for a place called Homestead, just north of dirty ass Key Largo.
Non-Floridian: You mean the place that go hit with the Hurricane?!
by Homesteader September 25, 2011
 
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Small town, lots of Hispanics, Blacks and Whites, high crime rate even though the police will deny it.
Do NOT vacation in or near Homestead! Someone WILL jack your car.
by Phantastic August 12, 2006
 
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A small town in south florida, with more Mexicans than a mexican town. many Blacks too. after Cubans land there rafts this is one place they like to go. Alot of crime, and filled with drugs. Hot-spot for illegal mexican workers.
Friend1: hey man we need some drugs!

Friend2: alright bro lets swing by Homestead and find a mexican!

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Police: (pulls over mexican guy) Papers ?

Mexican: Scissors! i win! (Drives away)

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Friend1: Man bro im hungry, lets stop at Homestead to get something to eat!

Friend2: Alright what Mexican restaurant do you want to go to?

Friend1: Umm, anything american ?

Friend2: Alright, Taco Bell then.
by local :o August 30, 2011
 
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One of your best friends, so close that whenever you need a place to stay you can sleep on this person's couch and/ or bed.
"Yo dog! You my homestead!"

"Really? Aww, you my homestead too! I love you, man."

"I love you too, man."

Passersby: "faggots."
by Datsunsrock September 11, 2010
 
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To engage in sexual intercourse with a partner
Woman-Four hours? Crazy...

Man-Let's get some lunch.

Woman-Lunch? We could homestead!
by Mistah J Napier November 20, 2008