|1.||Homestead High School|
The one school in Cupertino where there are actually more white kids than asian kids. Also the place where you can ask almost any guy and get at least a 10-sack.
The queen bitch on campus is not a hot, popular blonde girl, but rather a man-woman on a bike named Louise.
If you are white and look even a little bit suspicious, she will tackle you and search your possessions against your will. If she doesn't find anything or if you run away, she charges you with assault because she's a bitch
guy 1: hey dude, what school do you go to?
guy 2: I go to Homestead High School
guy 1: oh in that case, can i get some weed from you?
guy 2: yeah fsho, we're having a chill sesh tonight anyways
|2.||homestead high school|
The one high school in Sunnyvale/Cupertino, CA that everyone wants to get in. It is also the high school that everyone wants to get out of.
Steve Jobs (CEO of Apple) went to this school. None of the teachers remember him.
The only two supported "clubs" in the school are FBLA (Future Business Leaders of America) and Band. Everything else is shunned aside.
The three main "cliques" at the school are white people, asian people and mexican people.
Fremont kid: Man, I wish I could go to Homestead High School.
Homestead kid: Man, I wish I could leave Homestead High School.
Guy 1: Homestead got first at the FBLA nationals!
Guy 2: Wow, who got second?
Guy 1: Nobody! Homestead was the only school that competed!