An army assembled by Colonel Homestar Runner
to invade Strong Badia. Consists of Homestar Runner, Strong Sad
, a painting of a guy with a knife, and a popcorn popper. Application fee: $5.
"Cowonaiwe Homestaw Wunnow is wecwuiting the most eweet team of quack commandos to invade Stwong Badia. Do you has what it takes to join the Homestawmy? DO YOU, stupid?!"