2. Fluffy puff marshmallow spokesman.
3. Proprieter of Homestarrunner.com, and the lesser known homestarrunner.net, ITS DOT COM!
4. Lover of Marzipan, Melonade, and flushy-push marshmallows.
5. Enemy of strong bad.
6. He who speaks with a lisp, wheres a helicopter beanie, has a large overbite, and does not wear pants.
"Befowe I dwink a taww gwass of Mewonade, I wike to eat about a hundwed an' fowty-seven Fwuffity Puffity Mawshalades!"
"Hey Stwong Bah, can I bowwow youw fondue pot?"
StrongBad: "So hang on hang on hang on....Let me get this straight. You're betting me that you're cool"
Homestar: "Yep I'm cool."
StrongBad: "And if you're not cool, you have to change you're name to Keven DuBrow...but if you are cool, I have spend the night at the King of Town's?"
Homestar: "That's the deal man. The total deal."
StrongBad: "You're going down, son."
Homestar: "No way man."
StrongBad: "Okay. Let's see you be cool."
Homestar dons a pair of sunglasses.
StrongBad: "Ohhhh crap!"