(Noun) A Derogatory Term for Homosexuals, Lezzies and Moes.
My friend Houston...he is a real Homer...always trying to grab on other men's meat.
by 1Funkfo October 21, 2009
A god among cats. His obesity can only be comprehended by those he sees worthy of living. Lives in the home of a young misunderstood child who obtained a gay hairdo. He lets a person know when he needs something by yelling out the call of the gods, also known as "MAOOOOOWWWWWW". The sworn protector of homer, who homer chooses after rigorous training and mental exhaustion, is given the task of writing the definition of Homer. Fear Homer for he will strike fear into the heathens. He weighs about 23 pounds and change right now but soon to be more.
Greg: Man Homer was so fat today
Kenjo: Are you fucking serious? He's fat everyday lol!
Greg: I guess so but today he seemed fatter
Kenjo: Well it happens like that lol!
Jon: I love my mohawk, it's a beatiful mohawk!
Greg: You're gay
by Homer Guardian August 30, 2006
1. Homer Simpson. To pull a homer is do something that Homer Simpson would do i.e. something really stupid.

2. Home Run in baseball.
1. That guy's a real Homer. He sure did a homer

2. Sammy Sosa hit a homer
by edvardta February 08, 2004
"Homer" is a play on the word "homo". Homer is way for straight people to clue each other in, and identify, that a certain person, within earshot, is gay.

Coined in Hollywood make-up FX shops in the 80's.
Here is an example how the word "homer" would be used.

Two make-up FX guys are standing in line at a fast food restaurant. All of a sudden, on of them notices that the guy in front of them is likely gay. He looks his co-worker in the eye, looks at the gay guy, and then back at his friend. Then this conversation takes place:

Make-up FX Artist #1: Homer.

Make-up FX Artist #2: Yep.
by Carlisle P. Fenton June 08, 2009
a very newb quake player
oh wow, 3% rail... he must be homer
by xamot(brian) April 27, 2003
Another word for gay bashing
Bobby and Bill went down to the park last night to hit a couple of homers
by JL57 May 10, 2009
Someone who is in a group of people wandering around.
#1-Look at Larry, tagging along with those gangstas.
#2-Ya he thinks he's just so cool.
#1-What a wanna-be!
#3-Nah! He's not a wanna-be. He's just a homer.
#1 and #2-Homer?!
#3-Ya. He's just one of those guys that kinda wander round aimlessly. Yaknow?
by homie(: March 17, 2009

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