Person who sits at home and their full time job is to kick out babies.
Bob: "Did you hear that Sandra is pregnant again?"
Bill: "Of course she is, didn't you hear that she just switched professions to Home Maker?"
by ViperMeat April 23, 2009
A lame excuse for a job title that housewives give themselves so they can sound important.
Man- "What do you do for a living, Mrs. Johnson?"
Mrs. Johnson- "Oh, I'm a homemaker."
Man- "Go fuck yourself."
Mrs. Johnson- "Well, I never!"
by Charlie November 29, 2004
a person who chooses to be permanently unemployed due to laziness, ugliness, incompetence in addition to contributing nothing to society. A parasite and a homemaker are identical.
Tara chose the most boring and meaningless life: she is a homemaker.
by Sha Dow January 19, 2013
Someone who makes homes, i.e. a carpenter; not as you may have heard from the PC Patrol a stay-at-home mom.
"I'm a homemaker!"
"No you're not, you're unemployed."
by JeremyWolf June 18, 2008
A lazy woman who sits around the house all day, often under the illusion that their job is just as hard as a mans, and that they deserve to be paid for it. Of course, they fail to take into account the fact that most women waste half of the money their man makes on crap they don't need like about 20 pairs of shoes and other unnecessary garbage.

Also, when asked what their job is, many women will say "I'm a homemaker!", when in reality they are unemployed.
Brad's mom is unemployed and stays at home all day sitting on her ass. She is a homemaker.
by DF1998 March 15, 2009
Somebody who converts people to homosexuality. Usually by either being that attractive or by being really bad at sex.
You are such a homemaker Josh. That girl you use to go out with is now a lesbian!
by Jilhad September 02, 2007

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