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Hockey players (usually children) who put on their gear at home because they are too stupid, inept, or retarded to do it at the rink. Generally have poor hockey skills, life skills and tend to be socially awkward.
Darrell and Lee are very shitty hockey players; they must be Home Dressers.
by Apschminkey May 01, 2009