Home Creepo: Why do you want to do that?
Customer: To repair some plumbing.
Home Creepo: You don't want to do that. You need to buy a whole new setup. I did that last year. In fact I have solar pumbing, for absolutely nothing. I pay nothing for my hot water.
Customer: How smart of you, how did you do that?
Home Creepo: I "borrowed" the parts off RV's and houses with our solar parts.
Customer: How fascinating. And you have no idea where plumbing cement is.
Home Creepo: I don't like your tone of voice so I can't help you . Click Click Click (with the fingers).