Can theoretically be made by:
1: Performing anal sex on someone who's full of it causing one's dick to poke holes in their shit before they squeeze them out.
2:Finding some pre-defecated monster turds and shooting holes in it with a bb gun.
2. I'm so bored, I'd go out behind WalMart and shoot craps with a bb gun if I had one. And I don't mean with dice either. I wanna convert some feces into holy shit!
Person 2: Try reading the bible whilst summonsing the poo demons, I read exodus and instantly went for a holy shit. Praise the lord :)