When a girl gives you a blow job and has both vaginal and anal intercourse on the first date. Variation on the Royal Sampler, in that it specifically applies to godfearing women.
Dude, you know that lame church mixer my parents dragged me too? Turned out to be the best day ever; I got a holy trinity in the confessional. Amen!
It basically states that God is three co-equal persons, The Father (The Creator), the Son (The Redeemer) and the Holy Spirit (The Sanctifier). Ultimately, the trinity is a mystery beyond human comprehension.
Why is the trinity a mystery beyond human comprehension when it is man-made?
When someone gets so drunk that they shit, piss, and hurl all over himself.
Adam got blackout drunk the other night. So much so that he performed the holy trinity and stained not only his bed, but the rug, the desk, the lamp, the tv and the blinds.
