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A wedgie so big and hard, it makes another butt crack and loops around your body twice. The pain in this is the same as cutting off your arm with a spoon.
Mick Roche: My ass hurts...
Hugh Jass: Does your ass have 2 cracks?
Mike Roche: Yes...what does that mean?
Hugh Jass: You got a holy wedgie recently. BTW, the gay reader reading this is a lousy douche bag...
by Osama Fuck Laden May 25, 2010