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In a literal sense, it is simply shit with holes in it. Can theoretically be made by: 1: Performing anal sex on someone who's full of it causing one's dick to poke holes in their shit before they squeeze them out. 2:Finding some pre-defecated monster turds and shooting holes in it with a bb gun. 1. I fucked that slut in the ass so hard she had holy shit!
2. I'm so bored, I'd go out behind WalMart and shoot craps with a bb gun if I had one. And I don't mean with dice either. I wanna convert some feces into holy shit! |
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1.God's poop
2.An expression yelled at something bad and/or surprising 1.If God ever took a dump, I guess it would be holy
2."Holy shit! Those drugs came out of nowhere, officer. You know more about them than me." |
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| 2. | holy shit | ||
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1) An exclamation, usually one of amazement
2) Feces that are considered to be either worthy of reverence, associated with divine powers, or spiritually clean 1) Holy shit! No one understands satire these days!
2) After an incident involving a misguided but well intentioned church cleaning lady, only the church's highest Priest is now allowed access to the sacred pile of holy shit. |
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| 3. | holy shit | ||
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1)The Last Words Said Before Death.
2)The First Words Said, When You Wish You Were Dead. 1)"Pass me anouther beer. "HEY its a Red light!"HOLY SHIT!!"
2){waking up}" Wow what a party,why are you naked? HOLY SHIT!!" |
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1.The excrement of a deity or other religious figure.
2.An exclamation of extreme pain, pleasure, surprise, etc... "Holy shit!" yelled John upon noticing the monkey in his shower.
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Expresses a mixture of extreme fear/awe/surprise.
Often a stronger use of the word "shit". *sees a huge stream of bomber-planes moving towards them* "Holy shit!!!" *runs*
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A term said in amazement, came from a man who laughed so hard he shitted his pants. When he saw this shit the next day he said "Holy" Shit Holy Shit Jay, That is freaking crazy!!
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A shit you take in church. "Dude yesterday, I went to church and took a holy shit!"
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