#2: "I ordered a Big Mac and found myself having to take a--Holy Ryan Seacrest, did you just see that mime across the street get beat up by those ventriloquists?"
#3: "I just flew here from Cleveland and Holy Ryan Seacrest are my arms tired."
#4: "Your command of the English language has been classified as mildly-illiterate at best and you can barely secure the velcro on your dress shoes, yet you were voted in as Leader of the Free World for eight years? Holy Ryan Seacrest- I didn't think you had it in you, Georgie. Kudos."