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4.
See "Bull Shit"
Wanna look at a good joke book? read the Holy Bible
by Ray the Atheist November 01, 2011
 
1.
A self-proclaimed holy text consisting of 66 books which create an Old Testament and New Testament. There are many varying interpretations of the bible which has led to many wars in the name of the bible's proposed author Jehovah which still consists to this day (see George Bush). According to the text, if you don't accept Jesus Christ into your life, you will burn forever in hell.
A fundamentalist Christian is a person who reads and believes every word of the Holy Bible.
by Goddunit October 19, 2008
 
2.
The sacred writings of the Christian religions; "he went to carry the Word to the heathen". God's book.
Andy: Dude I'm so depressed. I've lost everything I ever loved
Friend: You didn't loose God or the book he wrote. The Holy Bible
Andy: ya man. its true
by Asweetin' November 15, 2008
 
3.
A book with holes in it.
I looked in the holy bible, but it wasn't there!
by ilikecheese42 February 17, 2009