A self-proclaimed holy text consisting of 66 books which create an Old Testament and New Testament. There are many varying interpretations of the bible which has led to many wars in the name of the bible's proposed author Jehovah
which still consists to this day (see George Bush
). According to the text, if you don't accept Jesus Christ
into your life, you will burn forever in hell
A fundamentalist Christian is a person who reads and believes every word of the Holy Bible.
The sacred writings of the Christian religions; "he went to carry the Word to the heathen". God's book.
Andy: Dude I'm so depressed. I've lost everything I ever loved
Friend: You didn't loose God or the book he wrote. The Holy Bible
Andy: ya man. its true
A book with holes in it.
I looked in the holy bible, but it wasn't there!
See "Bull Shit"
Wanna look at a good joke book? read the Holy Bible