2. Where the hell is my juicy-juicy red lip gloss?! HOLY BIATCH!!!
3. Guy #1: Yea man, so some really messed up stuff happened last night. All I'm gonna say is that I woke up this morning and I had no idea where my wallet, keys or shoes were and I was lying alone in the middle of the forest.
Guy #2: HOOO-LLLLLYYY BIAAAATTCCCHHHHH