A very tiny town 5 minutes from the Mexican border, where everyone knows everyone. Where my teacher was also my mom's teacher if not my teacher's mom was my mom's teacher. A town where going to the park is still fun and watching little league baseball games is exciting. A town with extremely nice people hide from the rest of the horrible world. A place where walking across town only takes 15 minutes. A place where a "get together" turns in to a HUGE party (becaues the entire high school population is only 589!)
A small and crappy town. Everyone who lives there or ever has is a gay hiding in the closet.
You can so tell that he is gay. I bet you he's from Holtville.