Da Gangsters fill the valley with fun and excitement (they can usually be located at a deserted house up ' moors). You can swim in The River Holme now! It is polluted no longer, just be prepared for the odd river rat to join in the excitement.
There was one nightclub but it shut down due to the fact 99% of the population is over 80. Due to that there are lots of wine bars and organic cafes :)