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12.
Misspelling of "homes," which is a shortening of "homeboy."
Person 1: Whassup, holmes?
Person 2: You're an idiot.
by doug3456576 May 21, 2007
 
1.
Gangster slang. What you would call a good friend, a stranger, or even mockery against an adversary.
Was`sup, holmes.
You got a problem with it, holmes?
by SD December 17, 2003
 
2.
The greatest detective that ever lived (although he never actually lived since he's a fictional character).
Read a book about Sherlock Holmes and everything will be clear to you. And remember, books > movies.
by Sherlock Holmes August 14, 2007
 
3.
basically slang for "buddy"
see word "homie"
white boy trying to act gangter: "what is up holmes?"
by gangsta mang March 12, 2005
 
4.
A hispanic-slang; the hispanic version of homies usually used after every sentence.
Guy 1: Yo you gotta a problem with me, holmes
Guy 2: No I'm cool, holmes
by Kanye West Biggest Fan! May 30, 2009
 
5.
"Holmes" (L is not silent) is the correct Ebonics pronunciation which has a history of being used equivalently with, "dude", "guy", "man" or similar non-familiar alternatives not in the third person.

It was made popular in late 60s East Coast slang, and then later devolved into, "homes" (silent L) at which point it was incorrectly assumed to be short for, "homeboy".

"Homeboy" is typically expressed as a familiar, friendly term often in the third person.

Unlike homeboy, holmes can be used in a variety of ways to denote friendship, aggressiveness, or dubious curiousity.
"What you lookin at holmes?"

"Nice score on that one holmes!"

"Hey Holmes..."
by mpoodle January 07, 2012
 
6.
The name of a religious extremist cult, whom located themselves within the deep woods in ancient times.
They were for a long period of time feared, this due to several rumors about the cult exercising several gruesome acts. Such as; crucifying meat.

However, a few hundred years after their official existence, a couple of archeologists found traces of various things which clarified the cult as a friendly and rather humorous one.

They are now considered to be one of thé most humorous cults, to have ever existed.

Yet, someone still believe they crucify meat.
John: When are you gonna join the football team !?

Peter: Fuck the football team ! I'm in the Holmé shizzeeeee !!
by John Johnsen Johnnesen January 21, 2010
 
7.
The King of Kings, God of Gods. An extremely ripped and buffed person. A natural born leader, a warrior, true fighter and most of all - The One.
Men look up to holme.
People wanna be holme.
People train their entire life to become LIKE holme.
by mortenh February 28, 2012