"yeah we just drove through Holmen, Wisconsin."
"oh, that explains all the minority carcases surrounded by dip tins..."
"yeah, and some big hick was fucking a cow back there too."
A Holmen is an axtremely cool person, who have lots of money and will own your life if u mess with him.
You can often see a Holmen in the jungle or at the top of Mount Everest.
A Holmen has always something funny to say, and if he gets tired he will ask a random person for there house and buy it. And then when he is done with the house, he sells it for 10 dolla dolla bill yall so hobos/Geigers/prostitutes can buy it.
Last word from a Holmen victim. " Dont mess with a Holmen he is cray, and will kick your nuts in" " Oh believe me ive been there"
Some known facts about a Holmen:
A Holmen is always prepared
A Holmen will never give up
A Holmen is the best Holmen
Dont try a Holmen if youre not a Holmen
A Geiger can never be a Holmen
Holmen "eierdeglett" in Latin. Means best boi EU. Are from the land in the North of China, Or more from the village hidden in the awesomeness. There was a hero called Eirich el Holmen and was a god in this village. One day a poisenous sloth came by and tried to kill the whole village with a spoon. Then almighty Eirich el Holmen stomped the sloth. So after that many people took the name "Holmen"
"Oh shit Nigga, theres a Holmen we bettah not mess with him"
"I hope that Holmen dont buy my house"
"Finally a Holmen who can save us!"
"Is there anny Holmen around here? I need some help"
"Where the hell is Holmen?"