Clown wearing mask: "White babies with tattoos, we are drooling right on you
we are breaking everything, r-rowdy like a classroom"
Smart teenagers: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! My poor little brain! NOOOOOOO! *grunts and struggles to click "pause"* Phew...WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?! I'm calling my lawyer!
1980's: Glam Metal kicks in with MORE makeup and King Diamond incorporates the mask gimik
1994: Mushroomhead comes out with 8 guys and all wearing masks
1999: SlipKnoT comes out with 9 guys and all wearing masks to get into a dark mood for a heavier feel and concert going experience
2007: Bullshit Hollywood Undead comes out with 6 guys and all wearing masks saying they're from "the ghetto" wearing masks because they think it looks cool and want to make a fashion statement for their music.
Record Exec 2: We can get a band to play the worst elements of all pop music for the past 15 years and wear a mixture of all the current trendy clothes. Then we will just pay myspace to promote them as the next big thing, kids wont be able to resist.
Record Exec 1: But how will we get anyone pathetic enough to do that
Record Exec 2: Have them wear Masks?.. We can call them Hollywood Undead, kinda sounds like a vh1 reality show
Record Exec 1: Excellent
2. n. Just another group of perverted douchebags that can't write lyrics, poetry, or even rhyme.
3. n. A band that sold out even before they formed.
4. n. A group of untalented lowlifes with access to advanced music equipment that made one song with stolen ideas from other musicians in an attempt to lose their virginities. They later "wrote" more songs by re-editing their original song many times.
5. n. A person or persons that are wannabe musicians for the purpose of getting sex because they are ugly and gross. They are often masked.
2. Q.Why is that kid wearing a mask? A.It is cuz he has a better chance of getting some with it on.