A small town located just out of the Bay Area in California. A place slightly famed for the Independance Day Rally, The Hay Baler, and the Swank Farms Great Cornmaze featuring the Conover Mysterey Ranch and Sinisterium. Aside from that, Hollister is a quite town, with not much night life. Target and Starbucks tend to be the hot spots for youth/teens in the area who don't have trasportation to other towns/cities. Active local music and theatre scenes are welcome new attractions to the small town.
Not to be mistaken with the overpriced offshoot of Ambercrombie and Fitch. Accusations of living in a store can be a touchy subject with Hollister youth.
"Boy- Hey, lets go to the cornmaze in hollister!"
"Girl- That place is going to be packed, they average over 500,000 people a season!"
A shop owned by Abercrombie & Fitch, but a HELL of a less cheaper. It's still a preppy-clothing style shop. A new shirt at Abercrombie & Fitch is 24.50, While a new shirt at Hollister is 15.50. Sometimes the shirt's at hollister are even better quality than other shops.
Look at that fucking awesome shirt... for only 15.50? It's mine!
A town in California who's name has been disgraced and is all over random teens' clothes thanks to Hollister Co.
Stan: Hey I guess we're roommates now..... where you from?
Stan: WTF you live in a clothing store?
Joe: No the town.....
Stan: So you work in the factory?
Joe: No.... the town in California..... oh nevermind
a Clothing and accessory store you can find at most malls/large cities where it's so dark all you can see is the clothes, and it's so loud all you can hear is.........nothing unless you yell.
"Where can I find an employee around here to help me?"
"Right Here! How can I help you?"
"I can't see you, but I want to try this on. Where's the fitting room?"
"WHERE IS THE FITTING ROOM!?"
A very expensive clothing brand that kids will wear these days just to "fit in". Paying $70 for pre-torn jeans, and $100 for an ugly t-shirt that just advertises the brand. Anyone who wears Hollister normally seems to be a faggish follower, a slut, or a little prep. Hollister isn't special, people only wear it to fit in, and to advertise the brand on their chest.
Hollister is for f4gg0tz!
John: Dude how'd you get so many rips in your jeans?
Neil: I didn't man! I'm too much of a pussy to get my own rips in my own jeans! I bought them pre-ripped from Hollister! <3
A store in which preppy, brain drained teenagers flock to to rid themselves of any personal uniqueness and conform to the standards of society therefore forging a secret pact and plotting the destruction of the world (see also: cult).
"DUDE! Did you get a chance to like go to like Hollister this weekend?!"
"Pshyeah. If I didn't that would mean I have an actual personality."
"Did you watch the secret cult video? I'm almost on level thre- I...I mean did you see the new board shorts?"
"Sure did! I'm on level three too- I...I mean yeah they bring out your toned thighs."
a dark store that you can smell 50ft. away. kind of expensive...some teens who get brainwahed and peer-pressured by peers in school go beg their parents to go there even though the parents have bills to pay, they end up spending 80 dollars and think they done something so great. then they get laughed at because they only have like 2 or 3 shirts.
DUMB GIRL: hey guys
POPULAR KIDS: (dryly) oh hey.
ONE OF THE POPULAR GIRLS: what the hell are you wearing? is that hollister? wow all year you've been wearing WETSEAL AND WAL-MART.
DUMB GIRL: (go home) MOM, i knew i should just went to walmart, i could of had 8 shirts!
A clothing store similar to Abercrombie & Fitch
and American Eagle
that sells surf-wear for people who don't surf. Commonly worn by douchebags
. Hollister is also known for paying its' employees to stand at the entrance of the store wearing clothes sold by the store and pose with the mannequins to attract potential customers.
Tim: That guy probably surfs, he just walked out of Hollister with some pre-torn jeans.
Jim: Nah, people who actually surf wear brands like Reef and O'Neill and Quiksilver.