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A store found in many malls. It's clothes are overpriced and look very similar to one another. Their clothing also attempts to be vintage, which it fails at. Those who wear Hollister clothing pretend to know how to surf and are also very similar to one another. Those who work in Hollister may appear good-looking by some standards, however they are the most unhelpful, airheaded people I have ever seen. All males that wear Hollister are either douches or homosexuals. Females that wear Hollister can often be described as hot and slutty, but they can also be described as a succubus.
Preppy bitch: OMG!!! dont i look great in these $80 pre-ripped jeans. I'm totally punk rock now!!!!

Me: No! (I deliver a slap to her face). You aren't different! And stop thinking you are!!!!!



Me: Hey, whats poppin?
Preppy girl: I just got these new jeans at Hollister, they were only $60
(I walk away)

Preppy girl: hey, can i suck out your life force??
(i deliver a slap to her face)
Me: No!! And you arent different!!!!!!

by Truth with a capital Fuck U March 30, 2009
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A place were you pay 60 dollars for torn Jeans.
Jay- "oh dang I got a great big hole in my jeans"
Ted- "Dang That sucks. How did that happen?"
Jay- "I bought them that way"
Ted- "cool"
by RMJ August 12, 2005
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Is an offshoot of Abercrombie & Fitch that sells California-inspired apparel to 14-18 year olds. Hollister’s clothing is similar to A&F’s but is less expensive and more beach/surfer. Stores are usually dark and feature loud blaring music. A great place to find the latest in faded and torn denim.
Look at these great outfits I got at Hollister they were way cheaper than A&F !
by bored2121 August 28, 2005
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A magical, beautiful store where confused young suburbanites in landlocked cities across America can spend $200 to sport surfwear, pre-ripped jeans, and cheap, mass-produced "vintage" shirts. Usually occupied by extremely snooty employees distracted by the latest news on who Ashley or Amanda is dating this week.
"OMGZ! i just gotz these hawt jeanz frum Hollister letz go surfn on a pond sumwere. LOLZOL!"
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A typical middle-of-nowhere city a little south of the Bay Area in California. Seriously, go look it up on a map. So the next time you have "hollister" stamped on your ass, remember: You're from a hicktown, not a beach!
Girl: "Check out my new Hollister shirt dad!"
Dad: "WTF? Why are you supporting Hollister? And take those pants off, you're 8 years old for god's sake!"
by Jesus Shuttlesworth September 26, 2005
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Hollister is a clothes store that is like an abercrombie, but is themed to west coast. They have clothes costing less than abercrombie's but with the same good style. NOTE: Abercrombie and Fitch owns the Hollister Co.
Abercrombie and Hollister are owned by the same company.
by calicheergurl July 29, 2005
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A clothing store that is owned by Abercrombie & Fitch. It has a "West Coast feel" and is actually a great store. It targets teenagers and recruits good looking college kids to work.

I do understand some hate it and think its a cult, but I worked at one and the people are amazing and it actually is exactly what the haters say. An overpriced place to buy torn jeans, but hey here's a thought...why not buy the non torn jeans for $30 and do it yourself like most of the workers do at the store.

The clothing is of better quality than most the of the stores out there and is cheaper than A&F.

AND its not only for white people, I am hispanic and worked there and we had blacks and asains there too!
person 1 "Where did you get those great fitting jeans?"
person 2 "Oh at Hollister"
person 1 "You paid 100 dollars for jeans?!?"
person 2 "NO I paid 30 dollars...haha"
by robledo February 11, 2006
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Like Abercrombie & Fitch but more eco-friendly; Hollister realizes you can conserve energy because people don't need the lights on to shop.
Bev: Hey!, Jo look at this grey shirt I just got at Hollister!
Jo: Ummm... Bev, that's white.
by Stacey Vegas August 23, 2010
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