| 58. | Hollister Co. | ||
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Hollister company originated in 1922 by the hand of great Osirus Hollister, the textiles pioneer from California...married 27 times Osirus became dillusional and decided that his goal in life was to produce a less expensive clone of the overly, and unjustifiably so popular abercrombie and fitch. In his vision he foresaw scores of young hormone induced teenagers filling his unneccessarily dark showroom where pink is now ok to be worn by the male sex, why? I dont know. Quickly, it has become the "it place" for the dreaded yet misunderstood metrosexuals, a strange breed of man that waxes their eyebrows, shaves their legs and wears 2, sometimes even 3 polo shirts at a time. Recently, it has come to this writers attention that an alarming number of african american denizens have decended upon the innocent aryan fortress that is hollister company. Why? again I dont know and I'll tell you right now black girls your big asses wont fit in the jeans so stop messing up my god damn jean walls, they take forever! And brothas, brothas what r u doing, now I know that pink may look good with your skin tone but we have our limits please. And lastly, to the obese or as I like to call them "land whales" the largest size is an 11, if you are 200+ pounds you just wont fit, deal with it and put the fork down then come back and see me. Far too many perfectly good booty shorts have been ruined when your large, cottage cheese, elephant-like ass stretched the elastic band to their breaking point and we end up with a 3 foot pair of pants of which we can do nothing about it. Stay posted as I will comment again soon. L8er bitches... see: place for pretty white kids who look better than 98% of the population and Im one of em!
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| 1. | Hollister Co. | ||
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Company owned by Abercrombie and Fitch that is taken off of the actual city, Hollister, California. (I would know, I live here...)
Cheaper than Abercrombie, still hella expensive, but honestly-- who gives a damn? If you're really that materialistic to be caring what other people are wearing, then you have serious issues. Let the people wear what they effing want to wear. Do I wear Hollister? Not particularly. Do some of my friends shop there? Yes. Do I care? No. Should I? No. If I find something cute that I like there that doesn't cost too much should I get it? Yes. Honestly people. They're JUST CLOTHES! I can't believe you people are discriminate of people because of their clothes. How effing retarded can you get? Stupid emo kid that hates everyone and everything: "Oh my gawd, what a lame ass. They're wearing HOLLISTER..."
Real Person: "...and...?" Stupid emo kid: "WHAT A LOSER!" Real Person: "...and you care, why?" Stupid emo kid: "Because! They shop there!" Real Person: "O...kay..." Stupid emo kid: *runs off crying* "I hate Hollister people! WAAAAH!!!" Real Person: "...moving on...!" |
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A semi-expensive west coast version of A&F store where people of all backgrounds go shopping. and they DO hire people of different backgrounds. im not a prep and dont act like one, but i shop there because i adore the clothes. its pure opinion, you dont have to to be a dumb blonde to shop there. I got ripped jeans a cute cami at Hollister.
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| 3. | Hollister Co. | ||
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A brand that people who say they don't care about clothes hate... And the same people who "don't judge based on appearance" hate anyone who wears Hollister or Abercrombie. Its interesting that you can have your own styles and yet it apparently makes you a bitch to shop at hollister. Did you know that fasion is considered an art form? It is in the metripolitan museam of art: "Fashion." So why can't people care about what they wear and that includes wearing whatever clothes they want to: vintage shops, goodwill, target, nordstrom, zoomiez, pacsun, ae, abercrombie, hollister, urban outfitters, ann taylor, thisisit, small boutiques, ANYTHING. And people have a right not to be stereotyped for what they wear, and that includes people who wear Hollister. "I dont care about what people wear... unless they wear hollister or abercrombie: then I hate them!!!"
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| 4. | hollister co. | ||
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owned by abercrombie&fitch to emulate southern california. slightly cheaper than its parent company, but still the same price as costly all black wear from hot topic, who is owned by GAP(who is also grouped with banana republic and old navy) Workers are typically young, attractive, slightly snobby kids who (before being hired) must have a sense of fashion. A higher quality alternative to its direct competitors (american eagle, the buckle, etc.) shirt, jeans, belt and flip flops @ HCO = $130.00
shirt, overisized pants, metal belt, black doc martins, trench coat and multiple chains and rings to make you look "scary" and gothic when you're really a puss = $250.00+ |
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a really nice store- similar to abercrombie and fitch..but a lot cheaper..and a lot of stereotypical ppl talk trash bout..gooodness; if you cant afford a 15 dollar t-shirt thenn go to the clearance rack and get them for 10 bucks..yeah their clearance rack has cute clothign for under 10 bucks too! alot of ppl can afford 10 or 15 dollar tshirts but just trash on the store because they have no reason to hate on ppl who wear it. just calm down everyone.if you like the clothing; buy it, if you don't; just go shop at your other clothing store that is probably same price for a tshirt. hollister is awesome..cute clothing for basically anyone that has a descent looking body!
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| 6. | hollister co. | ||
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Owned by Abercrombie and Fitch, Holister is neither prep nor expensive. Yes some of the items are pricey but no more than Hot Topic. Now shoping there is kinda hard because of dim lit lighting, but that appels to some so I will let it go. If you wish to know more go into the store and make your OWN judgemnent. Who knows you might buy something. Mei: Lets go into Hollister
Tori: All right, maybe I can find something to match these pants from Hot Topic Mei: That shirt is badass and its only $10 Tori: I know. Mei: I love how you make your OWN style. |
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Pretty decent west coast store with clothing-some nice, some boring. their clothes are not too small.... there are people who after all bother to keep in shape. Is bitched about by people who have nothing better to do than stand in their flocks and declare that they are not sheep. (HA!) Person: Oh i can totally fit into this skirt.
Whiner: OMG TANOREXIO HO. EAT A CHEESEBURGER. Person: I just had two. *smiles* Whiner: Bitch. |
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