an old ass guy who wears hollister clothes because of several but not necessarily all of the following reasons:

1: He's old, and he wants to be young.
2: He's old, but he doesn't know it.
3: He's a middle-class dooshebagel.
4: He thinks the shirt isn't too tight.
5: He was in there to pick up 14 year olds.
dude, that 40 year old just bought a baby blue t-shirt, and he's gonna bone that 14 year old

God. What a Hollimister.
by 12322133441412233 July 15, 2010

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