if you ever meet a Holden, hold on to him. (pun not intended.)
A Holden will treat you like a princess, and make sure you know exactly how important you are, and exactly how much he loves you. He will sneak shy glances at you while you do your homework, and when you catch him he will give you the sweetest smile and shake his head. He will tell you he's lucky to have you and that he doesn't deserve you- but oh, my gosh, you are the lucky one. A Holden will love you in ways you don't understand, and will love everything you hate about yourself. A Holden will be honest, and never tell you a single lie. He will never turn his back on you, and will never stay mad at you for longer than a day.
so, if you are ever lucky enough to know a Holden, you don't let go of him. you keep him and you love him as much as he loves you. you tell him how special he is and how important he is to you. because once he's gone, there's a hole in your heart you may never be able to replace.
"does Holden like you?"
"I don't know!"
"believe me, he'll let you know soon enough."
Like, omg, wtf, so the sex.
^_^ Hi I love you <3.
An Australian car brand, now a subsidaray of GM motor corp. Renouned in Australia for their high power outputs and reliability. Holden produces a variety of cars, the most common of which is the Commodore, the most popular and best selling car in Australia for the past 20 years. Holden is also well known for its dominance over Ford in every type of competition, weather it be the sacred title of Bathurst
or a backyard burnout competition.
Did you see my Commodore smoking up all those Fords the other day? We dominated those peices of crap like Holden dominates Ford at Bathurst
A slang term for a person holding contraband
"Hey man are you holden'?
Common term for a boy who wastes his day masturbating to cheap asian porn while watching the brady bunch.
Wow, that kid is such all a holden. Its amazing he actually has a girlfriend thats not asian
Aussie car company that was bought out by GM
. Then they got fucked by having Daewoos in their line up. All of the cars are good looking, and perform good with the exception of the:
Holden Barina (Daewoo Kalos)
Holden Viva (Daewoo Lacetti)
Holden Epica (Daewoo Tosca)
1: "My Holden broke down"
2: "How the fuck does that happen?"
1: "I dont know. All I know is that my Holden Epica is at the shop right now."
2: "Oh. Youre driving a Daewoo. Thats why."
1: "Damn. I knew i shulve bought the Commodore."
2: "Dont worry about it. The same thing happened when I bought a Holden Viva."
An Acronym for:
Heavy,Oil,Leaks,Dead,Engine,Noises which are a common occurences in the much anticepated and now somewhat maligned 5.7L V8 Generation 3 GM Motor that was imported from the U.S and of which approximately 2000 of had severe piston slap due to faulty workmanship and parts. However the problem was more compounded with unsuspecting owners when the Holden Motor Company decided to try and wash their hands of them problem by issuing Service Bulletins that stated they would only fix the said Holdens at fault which went thru more than 5litres of Oil in a 1000 km period. This made Holden owners jump camp in frustration and buy Cars from the rival Ford Motor Company
Person1:"Hey Bill look at that Cheap SS 1999 SS Commodore for sale at that Caryard!"
Person 2 " Mate I wouldn't touch that POS Holden as it is most likely got one of those dodgy Gen 3 motors in it!!"