most good; showing of emence greatness
that was hoke when I won the lottery
by IcePick Trotter July 07, 2003
Very similar to a joke, a hoke is a half-joke. Like when you are trying to tell someone something and they respond with an insult, so you make a joke of it. It is most commonly used in those awkward circumstance when the person you're talking to makes a complete "prick" comment.
Tim: Hey did you see that Glee episode last night?

Mike: No because I have a dick.

Tim: Haha, sorry I guess my menstrual cycle is acting up. (A key example of a hoke)
by horaceapplebottom December 06, 2011
A brown hair, semi chubby, over sarcastic young boy. A Hoke is always into girls way out of his league and with their names starting with C. He always sees the glass as half empty instead of full. Hoke has his days where he is nice and sometimes sweet. But other days he just won't stop complaining and will just be a ass hole to everyone. Over all a Hoke is always interesting to have around.
Jesus!! Stop complaining! You're such a Hoke!
by Jacknthebeamstock November 12, 2011
Somone that is so full of him/her-self that they think that everything that they do is the best and if somone does it differently or opposite then they are a loser.
person1: I like PC better than mac what do you think?

person2 (the hoke): I like mac way better and anyone who thinks PC is better is a loser so you are a loser.
by notaginger03 November 09, 2011
Limp; not erect.
You need some of them Viagra pills, hoke boy.
by Anonymous April 27, 2003

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