A strange creature from the hills of the English Midlands. Rarely sighted, it is an icon for many gay men as its legend entails extreme homosexuality.
"That thing over there looks really gay!"
"Yeah, could be the Hogwood."
A very strange man who often falls in love with his best friends, regardless of their gender.
Has a tendency to get erect in random situations and has a preference for anal sex.
"That guys really creepy!"
"Yeah, he's a Hogwood"