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4. Hogwash
The act of taking one's penis and rubbing it in dirt or mud, and have anal sex while it is still dirty.
John and his wife, Shelly, enjoyed an intense hogwash after John got home from his trip.
1. Hogwash
A load of BULLSHIT!!!
Oh, what a bunch of hogwash!
2. hogwash
If not mentioned by a british person, a clean and polite way to say, "BULLSHIT!"
I got a F on my test? Thats total HOGWASH!
hog wash bull shit crap
by Jörg Dec 11, 2006 add a video
3. Hogwash
The bi-product of washing hogs in a large, generally 100L beaker. The hogs are washed in a mixture of water and small amounts of soap by the hogwasher, who uses a hogwashing mop to wash the hog. The hogwash is then dispensed through the hogwash dispenser attached to the beaker, and is then distributed.

Hogwash is a well known, natural cure for many rashes, and sickness's, often recomended by chinese herbalists. Hogwashing kits may be picked up from your local herbalist.
Sick man: "I've got this horrible rash all over my crotch doc!"
Chinese herbalist: "Just put some hogwash on it! Kits are $45."
Sick man: "Awsome, thanks doc!"
5. hogwash
A hogwash is a trip to the restroom lasting for upwards of four to six hours. Usually larger people experience hogwash more often than smaller folk.
Our woodshop teacher has been out for a whole week and we have that really old really dumb substitute. Man, that was one long hogwash!
6. hogwash
A detergent, used to wash hogs.
"Honey, run down to the feed store and get some hogwash"
by Don Aug 6, 2004 add a video
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