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a man with a paris hilton like stature, claims he has a moosecock, and wears women's boy short panties as shorts, talks with a deep texan hooker like voice. He has been spotted walking the slums of st.marteen. once you have tamed the beast he will refer to you as "cool as ice"
look at the texan tranny hooker, he looks like a hogan moosecock
by cockmongrelsxm July 06, 2011