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A type of stubbly, unkempt beard, as worn by back-woodsmen, hicks, men from isolated, backwards rural areas that like having sex with pigs. Similar to the one worn by 'Shaggy' in Scobby-Doo.
Wow - check out that guys hog humper!

Ifun yours goin' t' court tomorrow - best shave off that hog humper boy!

Dang - watch that weldin' torch Earl! Damn near just sit fire to your hog humper!
by Little Lord Schmuck July 28, 2013
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A male who tends to snort and breathe excessively loud during intercourse; in similarity to a pig.
Wow.. last night Mikey was a total hog humper. I had to fake an orgasm just to get out of there.
by Deffinerr May 30, 2016
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