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1.
A bitchy history teacher with a large nose. Complains hourly about how shitty you are. Beware, if it turns suddenly its large nose like beak will knock you over and surely give you a concussion.
Toucan Sam got surgery on his beak just so he wouldn't look like a canary compared to Hofmann.
by Friendly'z January 27, 2008
 
2.
The act of using another mans scrotum to wrap around your aroused penis for the purpose of masterbation.
That dude let me do a Hofmann on him last night. He's sick!
by Nicetruck69 April 11, 2014