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Noun: a person who feigns competence in any area of life but is truly inept. A one-upper and general douchebag. A hater that talks behind your back. Bill- Man i cant believe what just happened to me i just got a raise and then...
Jason- (interrupting) thats so weird because when i got a raise last week i bought a boat. Bill- Shut the fuck up Hoffman. Rick- Yo Bill you should have heard what Jason said about you when you were in the bathroom. Bill- Thats guys such a fucking Hoffman |
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Clever, kind, and honest.
A Hoffman is a person of with morals of the highest caliber and devilishly good looks. "Hey do you want to hang out with Hoffman" -Chuck
"Hey you know better than to hassel the hoff" -Bill |
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A misunderstood individual most often hated for.his sense of humor and personality people think of him as an asshole very strict and enforces rules by the book That hoffman is a real hard ass
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A hoffman can be described as a douchebag,jackass,asshole,loser, jerks etc They act very rude towards others and can be easily angered. They are very hot-headed so don't piss one off unless you're doing it for fun which most people do anyways. Even apologizing to a hoffman will result in the hoffman throwing a fit at you for what you've done to them. They are very inept. They're fun to mess with, but hoffmans will end up with no or few friends because of their behaviour which most people sorry for(not really). Dylan: wtf, y u spill coke over my fukin pants feggit!
Peter: Dude, I'm sorry, I'll get you another coke for free as an apology Dylan: hey fuk tht shiet man!!!1 i want 2 get myself my own coke and not 1 from u fag. Peter: Whatever, I'm leaving , hoffman. |
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tricks ass hoe, whore,slut,selfish,homewrecker, gold digger, someone who is extremely weak and indenial of there own problems. did you see that hoffman walking around with sallys husband yesterday?
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Noun; A person who is paid a lot of money at his profession, but, is inept. My veterinarian pulled a hoffman and lost my dog. The pilot pulled a hoffman and fell asleep at the controls. The professional singer pulled a hoffman and forgot the lyrics.
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The space between the bottom of the nose and the upper lip. "Dude! that fucker had a long hoffman just like that actor Dustin Hoffman."
"I've got a lot of dead space on my face and better grow a moustache to cover my wasteful hoffman." |
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